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'Terrible Riddlez'n'Joxe'
My niece said who wanted to be a mime artist. I told her her she never would, She said "woz it sumthing i said?" I said "yes!"
EXTRA JOKE
A: Coz they don't know the wordz
My niece said who wanted to be a mime artist. I told her her she never would, She said "woz it sumthing i said?" I said "yes!"
Extra joke:
Q: Why do humming birds hum?
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EXTRA JOKE
Q: Why do humming birds hum?
A: Coz they don't know the wordz
Q: When u lose something why do u always find it in the last place u look?
A: Coz when u find it u stop looking
Hello ... it's difficult to say wot my partner does.... she sells see shells on the sea shore
Q: Wot's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African one?
A: About 5 thousand miles
A: Coz when u find it u stop looking
Hello ... it's difficult to say wot my partner does.... she sells see shells on the sea shore
Q: Wot's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African one?
A: About 5 thousand miles
Q: Why did the bus stop?
A: Because it saw the zebra crossing
My friend needed a password with 8 characters. So she choose Snow White and the 7 dwarves.
Q: Did u hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
A: She lay awake all nite wondering if Dog exists. 
I bought my sister an elephant for the room yesterday. She said thanx. I told her not to mention it
Q: How do u know carrots r good for ur eyes?A: Hey - have u ever seen a rabbit glasses??
Q: Wot type of dog does a magician have?
A: A laboracadaborador
Q: Wot did 1 eye say to the other eye?
A: Between u and me something smells.
A: Dunno and don't care
Q: Wot word gets shorter when u add 2 letters?
Q: Wot's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: Dunno and don't care
Q: Wot word gets shorter when u add 2 letters?
A: Short
Q: Wot type of dog does a magician have?
A: A laboracadaborador
Q: Wot did 1 eye say to the other eye?
A: Between u and me something smells.
1/2: My friend bought a thesaurus yestereday. It woz terrible. It woz also terrible and besides that is woz terrible.
Q: Wot time do u need to go to the dentist?
A: 2.30 ( tooth hurty )
A: 2.30 ( tooth hurty )
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel tower?
A: Of course - the Eiffel Tower can't jump!
A: Of course - the Eiffel Tower can't jump!
Did u hear about the mathematician who woz scared of negative numbers? She'd stop at nothing ...
How does an elephant get down from a tree? Sits on a leaf and wait till autumn :)
I woz wondering y the frisbee woz getting bigger 'n' bigger.... then it hit me !!
Q: Wot did the Buddist say to the hoto dog seller?
A: Make me 1 with everything plz
Q: Wot's orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot :)
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Illustration = David Meehan / jokes found on internet ( not mine!!)
Q: Wot has 4 wheels and flies? A: The rubbish truck ... for more terrible joxe >A: Knock, Knock / B: Who's there? / A: Li'l ol' lady / B: Li'l ol' lady who? / A: I didn't know u could yoddle! .
Q: When u lose something why do u always find it in the last place u look?
A: Coz when u find it u stop looking
Hello ... it's difficult to say wot my partner does.... she sells see shells on the sea shore
Q: Did u hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
A: She lay awake all nite wondering if Dog exists. My friend needed a password with 8 characters. So she choose Snow White and the 7 dwarves.
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