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'Terrible Riddlez'n'Joxe'
My niece said who wanted to be a mime artist. I told her her she never would, She said "woz it sumthing i said?" I said "yes!"

Extra joke: 
Q: Why do humming birds hum?

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EXTRA JOKE
 

Q: Why do humming birds hum?

A: Coz they don't know the wordz


Q: When u lose something why do u always find it in the last place u look?
A: Coz when u find it u stop looking



Hello ... it's difficult to say wot my partner does.... she sells see shells on the sea shore 







Q: Wot's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African one?
A: About 5 thousand miles


Q: Why did the bus stop?
A: Because it saw the zebra crossing



My friend needed a password with 8 characters. So she choose Snow White and the 7 dwarves.



Q: Did u hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
A: She lay awake all nite wondering if Dog exists.
















I bought my sister an elephant for the room yesterday. She said thanx. I told her not to mention it

Q: How do u know carrots r good for ur eyes?A: Hey - have u ever seen a rabbit glasses??

Q: Wot type of dog does a magician have?
A: A laboracadaborador 

Q: Wot did 1 eye say to the other eye?
A: Between u and me something smells.

Q: Wot's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: Dunno and don't care

Q: Wot word gets shorter when u add 2 letters?

Q: Wot's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: Dunno and don't care



Q: Wot word gets shorter when u add 2 letters?
A: Short

Q: Wot type of dog does a magician have?
A: A laboracadaborador

Q: Wot did 1 eye say to the other eye?
A: Between u and me something smells.


1/2: My friend bought a thesaurus yestereday. It woz terrible. It woz also terrible and besides that is woz terrible.


Q: Wot time do u need to go to the dentist?
A: 2.30 ( tooth hurty )
My friend Pete lay awake all last nite worrying where the sun went.... then it dawned on him :)

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel tower?
A: Of course - the Eiffel Tower can't jump!

Did u hear about the mathematician who woz scared of negative numbers? She'd stop at nothing ...

How does an elephant get down from a tree?  Sits on a leaf and wait till autumn :)

I woz wondering y the frisbee woz getting bigger 'n' bigger.... then it hit me !!

Q: Wot did the Buddist say to the hoto dog seller? 
A: Make me 1 with everything plz

Q: Wot's orange and sounds like a parrot?  A: A carrot :)
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Illustration = David Meehan / jokes found on internet ( not mine!!)

Q: Wot has 4 wheels and flies?  A: The rubbish truck  ... for more terrible joxe >A: Knock, Knock / B: Who's there? / A: Li'l ol' lady /  B: Li'l ol' lady who? / A: I didn't know u could yoddle! .




Q: When u lose something why do u always find it in the last place u look?
A: Coz when u find it u stop looking

Hello ... it's difficult to say wot my partner does.... she sells see shells on the sea shore 

Q: Did u hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
A: She lay awake all nite wondering if Dog exists.

My friend needed a password with 8 characters. So she choose Snow White and the 7 dwarves.

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